farrahtales:

If you don’t strategically eat your food so that the last bites to go in your mouth are the tastiest look at your choices


lintufriikki:

thedashinghoodlum:

shez-a-bitch:

vablatsky:

this game is why I have trust issues

what game is this?

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets for PC

oh my god i still have this somewhere and now i want to play it


yahoneydip:

This fucking woman


cockringtoss:

hearing teachers swear keeps me young


bewbin:

bewbin:

where is all my hate? I didnt get this famous for no hate!

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first of all how dare 


spaghettipeej:

spaghettipeej:

i think i accidentally ate some of my grandma’s ashes that were on her bed

MY GRANDMA SMOKES I MEANT CIGARETTE ASHES


capricornbitch:

oh god humans..

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